I am developing a concept for a new Saturday night TV show. It’s going to be called ‘The Arse.’ Tom Jones, Jessie J, William* and the one no-one knows will sit in a row and watch a naked arse for two minutes, not able to see their face or hear their voice They will then have to choose ten arses for their team so we can benefit from the judges telling each other that they are talking out of their arse. The concept may need some tweaking.
*His name is William – his birth certificate does not say will.i.am. It would be like calling me char.lot.te. His name is as stupid as he is.